On A Walk

It's velvet angel spanx,
Baby toes in the sun,
a soft summer romance.

Soup's envy,
Neighbourly advice,
The best kind of free(dom).

Speed daemon,

Joy, thrill, happiness,

Gimme the stick!

The Gauntlet.

Survive the crossing and you live another day,

An hommage to the children who lived,

A suggestion to ones who hope.

Prohibitions are not for the faint of heart,

They are for caballeros,

Viva revolución!

I dream of a day when two events finally come to fruition, 

One, domestic American beer dies,

Two, rubbish always and immediately finds its way to the bin.

Side streets are best for a good walk,

Side streets are best for a good run,

Side streets are best for getting lost.

Seriously, I have no memory of this place.

Running every other day,

Don't you quit on me now.

English Things

This is my cuddle buddy for the first week.

To the right on the wall, this is a towel warmer hooked to the radiator system.

People store their eggs on the counter,

...and store their butter & jam in the pantry.

This isn't necessarily English, but it's worth knowing about.

Can you guess which Communist leader this is?

This is a tea bag squeezer (open).

Tea bag squeezer closed.

This is just pretty so I thought you should enjoy it too.

This is delicious yogurt! (add honey)

This is a clothes warmer attachment to my room's radiator. Brilliant.

Waking up to a warm day.

Yoga to wake the depressed body, lift the depressed spirits.

Sun Salutations.

Slang, English: "They go together like cheese and chalk."

Translation: They don't go together.

Slang, Equivalent: They're like oil and water.